[crooz]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The end

Your turn...

Edited by crooz, 14 August 2009 - 04:23 PM.

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[devendra3047]

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[Jayman01]

whats wrong with the fairy tale? It has a happy ending, no?

[Troy]

Who said anything was wrong with it?

[Jayman01]

Ok then! Once upon a time Troy went to the market, and saw a Canadian wizz kid. Troy told him that Australians were about to take over the world, and scared the boy all the way back to his home country, and he became my best friend. Happened to be that the wizz kid was a computer expert that taught me EVERYTHING about computers (see my signature) and I got more posts than Troy. To this day, Troy wished he had been nicer to the kid.And I lived happily ever after. The End!

This post was edited in order to remove political references.

Edited by Jayman01, 01 December 2009 - 10:15 AM.

[Troy]

Yes it was our Prime Minister here in Australia, however just a careful note that we do not allow political or religious discussions here on these forums...

[Jayman01]

OOOPS!!!! Very sorry indeed! Didn't mean to go against the rules! Will edit immediately! Thanks for the correction!

[KRG Lightning 15]

The worlds shortest fairy tale is Once upon a time I Lived The End.

[Jayman01]

Once upon living happily ever after.

[Troy]

The worlds shortest fairy tale is Once upon a time I Lived The End.

You've written lived, which is past tense, so that's not a happy ending at all because it implies you're dead.

[eriol8]

lol

[Dan's The Man]

Troy told him that Australians were about to take over the world

Too right!

*you heard nothing from me*

[Jayman01]

Yeah, Troy, and I reincarnated to relive the beginning, heheh. I wouldn't mind living in Australia! But you live your heads upside down, and your summer is cold and your winter is hot. I'd have a as a pet

[Troy]

We drive on the correct side of the road over here, that's the left side. Our winter is warm, sometimes cool and summer is hot. And actually it's you guys who are upside down. And you're always living in the past, being a day behind. Get with the times!

[Jayman01]

Sorry, we have a time lag, because you're hogging all the bandwidth