[geekwithoutgrounds]

but Dark Player isnt god so the ant survives

and ends up wandering down a sidewalk when huge dog jumps out

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The huge dog smiles a smile only dogs can smile and says, "Hi I'm Marty, will you be my friend?"

The ant is about to answer when two shots are fired, one hitting Marty in the head and the other hitting ant in the head.

[Kimojuno]

The huge dog smiles a smile only dogs can smile and says, "Hi I'm Marty, will you be my friend?"

The ant is about to answer when two shots are fired, one hitting Marty in the head and the other hitting ant in the head.

[Troy]

Lucky for both, the shots were only a slight graze on the head and only minor wounds were sustained.

Unlucky for ant, Marty the dog was only joking and growled viciously before jumping at the ant...

[asmo]

Luckily for the ant a passing black hole starts sucking up the earth and therefore the dog.

Unluckily for the ant a passing black hole starts sucking up the earth and therefore the ant.

[Dark Player]

the ant is sucked into the black hole, only to be brought back to his family of 239482039 ants.

A child comes and smashes the ants, killing him and his family.

[Strontium Dog]

Ant went up to ant heaven. The supreme being, all knowing and all powerful, decided that seeing as the ant had had some remarkable scrapes during his lifetime, He would send Ant back to earth as a sign of His love for the formic race.
Thus it was that Ant found himself on a beach, in the sun, with a cocktail in one hand, the best Havana cigar in the other, surrounded by beautiful girls, when, would you believe it........an earthquake!!
The ground below Ant opened into a chasm and he fell, headfirst, into the precipice. Followed by 2,000 tons of the earth's crust.

[bigtrucks]

needless to say that is were he came from to start and tunneled himself back to the top of the earth's crust only to find himself in a field of ant eaters.

[crooz]

Again, good fortune is on the ant's side as he discovers that all the anteaters on Earth have developed a nasty cold. Their snouts were stuffed to the max with nasal mucus and was so bad they couldn't even stick out their tongues to lick their own eyebrows.

Celebrating his freedom, ant decided to throw a house party. Ant somehow found himself inside one of the DJ's speaker boxes and boom, boom, boom, boom, boomed himself to death!

[Matthew C. Miller]

Having been somewhat of a bad ant in his life, ant's spirit was sent to [bleep]. When he arrived, Chuck Norris had just left. The devil, having just been had and knowing the truly astonishing life our ant had lead, knew he couldn't keep the ant's soul, so he sent it right back into the ant's body.

The ant coughed once, then walked out of the speaker box. A passing anteater attending the party attempted to lick the ant up. His tongue stuck in the extended position due to the overwhelming amount of mucus. The ant gasped and drowned in the mucus.

[Ibrad2010]

Then the anteaters parents came by and reminded the ant eater he was on a diet and made the ant eater spit back out the ant.

The ant then decides to go was off the mucus in the sink but as he was washing off he fell down the sink drain.

[Magnificent Exploding Head]

Fortunatly, the Ant had taken a deep breath before falling down the sink. He struggled to hold his breath as the current rushed him through the city's water pipes. Then, just as he was about to pass-out, he was swept out a drain & into a large basin. He swam to the surface & took a deep breath.

Unfortunatly, the basin was in the main sewage treatment center! The Ant quickly began to asphixiate from the noxious sewer gases!

Edited by Magnificent Exploding Head, 24 June 2010 - 01:01 PM.

[Kattales]

Luckily, the ant had caught the bad cold from the anteater and the mucus acted as a filter, keeping out the worst of the poisonous gas.
It was just the ant's misfortune to be in the same sewer as a pet piranha someone tried to dispose of by flushing. Even this ant couldn't survive the gnashing teeth of this mutant piranha. He was implant, transplant, and decongestant resistant, so he remained just a remnant of an ant.

[Asasdasasd]

but as some one said before the ant was a mutant so he pulled himself togeather AGAIN! and crawled out of the sewer onlt to me hit with a hammer from the guy trying to patch up the sewer

[DonnaB]

And being the mutant that he was, his armor was so strong that the slam of the hammer upon his hardened shell flung the ant up onto a roadway like a tiddly-wink and under the wheels of passing cars.

[Kattales]

That jubilant ant just grabbed onto the 1/4 inch treads and went along for the ride. If only he hadn't gotten so arrogant, he might still be alive today. "Look Ma! No handssss!" he shouted, lost his grip and was flung onto the muffler tip where he was reduced to ash.