I need something really good that nobody can fix their computer unless they know EXACTLY what they're doing. You pass the lab when you boot into windows, so I need to mess them up before that happens. I've altered the boot sequence in BIOS and what not, but that's too easy. I've even installed jumpers on the motherboard to set passwords, but those are easily removable. I need something good. Really good. Open to all ideas EXCEPT FOR: Viruses, physical damage
Deleting part of the registry? Let's do it.
Anything really evil and intense? Yes Please.