[fleamailman]

Orinal from Wizard of Id comic twenty years ago.

King fink: have you are last words before we hang you.
Pesent: have a nice day (original text)
Hangman: at last, I am going to enjoy this.



Changed to below(just cut/paste text and fill in.)



King fink: have you are last words before we hang you.
Pesent:
Hangman: at last, I am going to enjoy this.

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Ummm I didn't understand why the sentence "have a nice day" would make the hangman say he was going to enjoy it. Anyway, here is what I could come up with:

King fink: have you any last words before we hang you.
Pesent: Yes, I want to be hung in the same noose as you.
Hangman: at last, I am going to enjoy this.

Edited by Juz Maself, 21 June 2005 - 11:41 AM.

[Juz Maself]

Ummm I didn't understand why the sentence "have a nice day" would make the hangman say he was going to enjoy it. Anyway, here is what I could come up with:

King fink: have you any last words before we hang you.
Pesent: Yes, I want to be hung in the same noose as you.
Hangman: at last, I am going to enjoy this.

Edited by Juz Maself, 21 June 2005 - 11:41 AM.

[fleamailman]

King fink: have you are last words before we hang you.
Pesent: We're sorry to keep you waiting please hold the line but wait you are waiting may we draw your attention to our product and behalf of our company, etc., etc.,
Hangman: at last, I am going to enjoy this.

[Lonesome_dove989]

King fink: have you are last words before we hang you.
Pesent: I am having an affair with the hangman's wife.
Hangman: at last, I am going to enjoy this.

[dsenette]

King fink: have you are last words before we hang you.
Pesent: thank you for callilng microsoft tech support. have you tried turning the PC on? is it plugged in?
Hangman: at last, I am going to enjoy this.

[ukbiker]

King fink: have you are last words before we hang you.
Pesent: But I didnt do anything, i am only selling timeshare!
Hangman: at last, I am going to enjoy this.

UKBiker