[kidavi]

"We can love what we are without hating what-- and who-- we are not."
-- Kofi A. Annan, Sec. General of the United Nations

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'Ancient Egypt was old. It was inhabited by gypsies and mummies who all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate Of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.'


'Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented Cigarettes and started smoking.'


'Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by Rubbing two cats backward and also declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." He was a naturalist for sure. Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.'



- Answers given to 6th grade history tests (Ohio)

[Samm]

'Ancient Egypt was old. It was inhabited by gypsies and mummies who all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate Of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.'


'Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented Cigarettes and started smoking.'


'Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by Rubbing two cats backward and also declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." He was a naturalist for sure. Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.'



- Answers given to 6th grade history tests (Ohio)

[Michelle]

What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

--Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Rickkins]

My sig....

" Someone once told me that time is a predator that stalked us all our lives.
But I rather believe that time is a companion who goes with us on our journey
and reminds us to cherish every moment, because it'll never come again.
What we leave behind us is not as important as how we've lived "
---(Jean-Luc Picard)---

[canders7]

I've got a couple from one of the best shows out there.

Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Homer: The problem in the world today is communication. Too much communication
Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
Lisa: Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!

If I'm not mistaken, they're all taken from www.simpsonsquotes.com or something like that