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How to handle a husband


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frantique

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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple".

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."

"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that Are you crazy? She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."

"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."

Edited by frantique, 27 February 2007 - 05:21 PM.

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Fenor

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lmao!!! Fear is definitely one way into a man's heart!

:whistling: :blink: :help:

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AMDAthlon64X2

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lol well thats a way to keep your husband
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Remind me never to marry a girl like that :-\

Hehe, that was a really good one frantique! :whistling:

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the poor horse!
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fran :)
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:) Yes dear
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I'm glad someone revived this classic. :)
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LOL, very funny...
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[attachment=16482:ad001.jpg] :) *zorba loves cats :)
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i´d love to be a wonam like that but i love horses too much. :)
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Very funny! :)
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