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100. Islamic Republic of Iran
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."

The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

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101. Republic of Iraq
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he steps out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

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102. Ireland
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor.

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103. Isle of Man
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104. State of Israel
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105. Italian Republic
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day, a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good, each one of them could have one wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger.

Whoosh! Immediately he turned 90.

Gotta love that fairy!

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Now for the "J" countries:
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106. Jamaica
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Dear Lord,

I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

Definitely another one for the fair sex!

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107. Japan
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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.

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Did I do that???
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