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#526
Posted 15 June 2007 - 06:30 PM
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#527
Posted 15 June 2007 - 06:30 PM
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Ron
A: Trustworthy.
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#528
Posted 15 June 2007 - 06:30 PM
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109. Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
#529
Posted 15 June 2007 - 06:31 PM
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Now for the "K" countries:
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 06:31 PM
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Ron
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 06:31 PM
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110. Republic of Kazakhstan
#532
Posted 15 June 2007 - 06:31 PM
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Ron
#533
Posted 15 June 2007 - 06:32 PM
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Stettybet - seriously. That's enough. I know it's a random topic, but we can't even read anything else. It's more fun to feed off others than to just spout countries.
#534
Posted 15 June 2007 - 06:32 PM
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111. Republic of Kenya
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 06:32 PM
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Last one for the fairer sex:
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
Ron
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
Ron
#536
Posted 15 June 2007 - 06:32 PM
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Just 134 more sari.
#537
Posted 15 June 2007 - 06:34 PM
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How about no more?
#538
Posted 15 June 2007 - 06:36 PM
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Tell ya what. I'll take a lil break. Read up good during that time. But I'm gonna do the rest during the night. It's a friday night, and I'm grounded, so I don't got nothing better to do. 
#539
Posted 15 June 2007 - 06:37 PM
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Senior Citizen Test:
OK, relax, clear your mind and... begin.
WELL MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something
else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
Ron
P.S. Welcome any back and forth repartees.
OK, relax, clear your mind and... begin.
WELL MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!
1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something
else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
Ron
P.S. Welcome any back and forth repartees.
#540
Posted 15 June 2007 - 06:38 PM
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2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3.
Ron
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3.
Ron
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