A little boy was doing his Maths Homework
He said to himself,
"Two plus five, the son of a [bleep] is seven.
Three plus six, the son of a [bleep] is nine..."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my Maths Homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in Maths?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the son of a [bleep] is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, he answered,.
"What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is