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Jaron

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Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.


Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.


Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."


Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.


Sexy Unix Commands: date; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime;


Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.


Want to Make $$$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row


UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.


Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?
A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.


The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.


..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?


Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.


The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.


Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!


COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key


What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.


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Chopin

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Want to Make $$$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row

:)
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BHowett

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Want to Make $$$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row

:)


I tried it and nothing happen... do they just send the money in the mail? :)
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tyler kick you fase

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$$$$

so am i rich? can i get more ram?
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xandela

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Pablo Picasso: Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

John Updike: A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.


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Edited by xandela, 14 May 2009 - 07:00 PM.

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diazed

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$$$$

so am i rich? can i get more ram?


Hahaha, funny!
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