[JJR96x]

So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post.. then tries to kill the ant themselves.
Example:

Poster 1: Ant is stepped on and dies

Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
The ant is thrown in the ocean.

Poster 1: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.

And so on and so forth.. now let me begin.

A anteater eats the ant.

Edited by JJR96x, 03 February 2010 - 11:02 PM.

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Anteater chokes on dirt it sucked up with the ant and spits it back out.
Rock fallig off the side of a mountain lands on ant.

[bigtrucks]

Anteater chokes on dirt it sucked up with the ant and spits it back out.
Rock fallig off the side of a mountain lands on ant.

[Troy]

The ant is so huge 'cause he's on steroids, and the rock breaks into a million pieces around him and he goes "hyah".

The ant is inside your computer upgrading your RAM when you, not realising he was in there, turn the computer on and zap him.

Edited by Troy, 04 February 2010 - 08:33 PM.

[zorba the geek]

The ant is so huge 'cause he's on steroids, and the rock breaks into a million pieces around him and he goes "hyah".

The ant is inside your computer upgrading your RAM when you, not realising he was in there, turn the computer on and zap him.

Game Over

[rcramm]

The ant was resistant to electricity and shook off the electric flow.

The ant was on the football Peyton threw for the Super Bowl winning touchdown to Reggie Wayne and Reggie's pinky smashed him.

[bigtrucks]

The ant was a red fire ant. When Reggie pushed down on the ant with his pinky the ant bit him making Reggie Wayne whale like a baby dropping the ball before he had the chance to kill the ant.
The ant picked up that football and started down the other end of the field. TOUCH DOWN

[Eclipsed]

Not much for me to save the ant from so I will have to kill him...


A big quarter back faints at the sight of the football "floating" across the grass and flops down, limp, on the football as it passes him. This mashes the ant into the texture of the football.

[JJR96x]

Ant falls off the football

Ant commits suicide and jumped off a bridge.


<--- me

[Strontium Dog]

Ant lands on a passing cargo ship. (The bridge spanned the River Tyne (google it.))

Ant is transported to South America where he is hit by an indigenous native's poison dart.

Edited by Strontium Dog, 06 February 2010 - 09:11 AM.

[Eclipsed]

The ant, as it happens, was originally from that exotic location and was immune to the poison. The poison was actually extracted from his species of ant.

The ant was taking a stroll along a seemingly endless metal bar when the train hit him.

[Strontium Dog]

Fotunately, it was a bridal train. (The metal bar was the threshold of the church doors.)

Ant is whipped away by a hurricane and deposited in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

[crooz]

Where it struggles to reach the shoreline of an Azore Island. It lies there on the beach, burnt out and trying to get some rest while lying in the blazing sun. Suddenly some youngster comes along, captures the moment and whips out his 5 inch magnifying glass... BURN, BABY, BURN!

[Eclipsed]

Luckily, the ant was sitting on a body builders chest. As the magnifying glass was burning the ant it was also burning the guy. The guy jumped up grabbed the boy and threw him in the ocean. The ant fell off into the sand, safe again, but a little hot.

On his trip away from the beach a huge bird swooped down and ate him.

[crooz]

Good thing for that ant that the body builder used a suntan lotion of factor 50+. Seeing that the ant was totally covered with this stuff, the ant was protected against digestion and so it just went along for the ride - heading west to the great Florida Keys. Once there the boobie pooped him out at an altitude of 20,000 feet - only to land directly on the BBQ grill of a local policeman celebrating his promotion to seargant. BURN, BABY, BURN!

[Strontium Dog]

As luck would have it, the copper was a typical fella and couldn't get the BBQ to light. At that exact minute, he was at the local service station purchasing five gallons of uleaded petrol to see if that would help him light up his barbie.

Ant made his way to the ground where he found a tub of melting ice cream. Being an ant and therefore having quite a sweet tooth, he settled inside the tub and started to eat when the tub was lifted up and placed in a freezer to keep it cool.
Freeze baby, freeze!!

Edited by Strontium Dog, 08 February 2010 - 12:49 AM.