[Magnificent Exploding Head]

OK, so we all have probably heard limericks. Although the "dirty" ones get the most fame, there are lots of clean ones too.
I am starting this topic for people to post their limericks. (Only clean limericks of course!)
They can be ones you've read/heard somewhere or ones you've made up yourself.

Just to make sure everyone is clear on what a limerick is:
It is a five-line poem with the following rhyming structure.

A
A
B
B
A

The 1st & 2nd lines rhyme with each other. The 3rd & 4th lines rhyme with each other. The 5th line rhymes with lines 1 & 2.

Here is an example.

There once was a man from Wesser
Whose knowledge became lesser & lesser
It grew so small
Soon he had none at all
And now he's a college professor

Remember, only clean limericks!
I hereby absolve myself of anything that happens as a result of breaking forum rules, & the rules of this thread, by posting dirty jokes.(disclaim, disclaim, disclaim)

I'll start off with the first post.

There once was a man named Enus
He met a woman from Venus
They went out to dance
But found no romance
Because she was of a different genus

Ok, now it's your turn. Have fun, be creative, & be clean.

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Said an ape as he swung by his tail,
To his offspring both female and male,
"From your offspring, my dears,
In a couple of years,
May evolve a professor at Yale."

[daeemann]

Said an ape as he swung by his tail,
To his offspring both female and male,
"From your offspring, my dears,
In a couple of years,
May evolve a professor at Yale."

[Kattales]

A fork in the path marked the way
To the shelf that we found that day
We unrolled the mat
He stood while I sat,
Until it was time to play.

[Dark Player]

Timmy said his throat
hurts because of the coat
and which this makes no sense
and will never make a pence
which will make a boat

[crooz]

There once was a girl from Nantucket
That ate from a filthy steel bucket
Her dentist was scared
That her teeth were impaired
Now she can't eat her food, she just sucks it

Edited by crooz, 12 December 2010 - 04:39 PM.

[Littleboo]

There's this forum called 'Geeks to go'
and I have just found it don't you know
so Little Boo will play
and come along each day
with her kittens that are on full show.

[nirma1230]

The was an old man of the isles

Who suffered severely from pisles

He couldn’t sit down

Without a deep frown

So he had to row standing for misles

[Iwonacomet]

For many a year I've been trying
To master to fine art of flying
But I've constantly found
Myself still on the ground
So I gave up and that's why I'm crying