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How to not be an idiot


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Dark Player

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Odd thing. Its a points system.


Your Girlfriend
Make dinner for her +1
You overcook it -5
You cook it right, but it tastes like your butt -20
Its Delishious =D +20
You make it for your's and her family +40

At School
You don't complain about school +0
You go to school with homework done +9
You go to school with no homework done -5
You go to school leaving your homework behind -15
You go to your classes on time +10
You fall asleep -55
You fall asleep, but wake up immediately -5
You cut class -80000
You turn in homework everyday of the year, and you never ditch class +9000
You are a bully -OVER 9000
You beat up someone - 90
You tease wimpier people - 100 ( -200 if you beat up someone )

At Home
You go to sleep before 11PM +5
You go to sleep after 11PM -10
You hear something and wake up +0
You get your baseball bat and slowly make to the door +1
You open the door +1
Its a burgerler +10
Its your parents/sibling/pet - 25
You hit him +100
You run like a girl -100
You watch TV AFTER homework is done +10
You watch TV BEFORE homework is done -10
You are emo -666

Edited by Dark Player, 04 October 2010 - 03:19 PM.

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At school:

You tease a bully +10
He ignores you +0
The bully challenges you +20
You decline & apologise -30
You accept at first, but chicken out later -100
You accept the bully's challenge +90
You lose -90
A teacher catches the bully beating you up +50
You snitch on bully -400 (no one respects a tattle-tale)
You win the fight +100 (+ 5 bonus pts for each inch taller than you the bully is)
You pwned the bully's @$$ & handed it to him in a paper sack +300 (+ 10 bonus pts for each inch taller than you the bully is)
A teacher catches you beating up the bully -700 from teachers/ -0 from other students
A snitch rats you out to a teacher -500 from teachers/ +100 from other students
The snitch is the bully that you beat up +400 (from both teachers & students. Again, no one respects a tattle-tale)

Edited by Magnificent Exploding Head, 08 October 2010 - 03:24 PM.

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