1) Is everything connected?
2) Did the drive come with a disc? That would have the drivers that you need, install those. They help.
3) Look in device manager for unrecognised items.
4) Tell us if any of this helps
1) Yes
2) I got this external drive from a colleague so I don't have any drivers if it even came with drivers at all. Is there a site I could possibly get it from?
3) No unrecognized items
Nothing happens when I plug it in. No plug and play detection or anything. But in "My Computer" there's listed a regular old A: floppy drive and same in device manager that's always present regardless if the external floppy drive is connected or disconnected.