pci-express (intel or amd, don't mind, but cheaper the better)
1gb ram
128 dedicated graphics
dvd writer
wi-fi 802.11EEEa/b/g (even just g)
preferably bluetooth
preferably reads xd cards (not absolutely necessary, but that's the kind my camera takes)
Am I daft, but is this a kinda of golden fleece sort of search? Surely, looking at what's on offer, SOMEONE must match such a spec?
can anyone help? please?