Three word story
Posted 21 June 2005 - 06:37 AM
There once was a little boy that had a brand new green car. He rode with no hands while smoking a something that I had no idea would lead to a crash. He was just thinking about computers and girls, when a giant gorilla jumped in front of his favorite shop!
It scared the heck out of his abnormally large ego. He had dreamt something like this might happen. So preparing quickly, he busted out a super fast and incredibly omnious green italian sports jacket with flared cuffs and collar. The cuffs were made of genuine silk and satin from the mines of dwarves, where he had gotten his new silver car from a Wizard named Gandalf, that said to me (shouldn't it b "him" rather than "me"?) , "You shall never wear that hat again, for your head's too weird to do" (ok this doesnt make sense.. where did the hat come from?) and ate him, but quickly spit him out again. But then he smiled and said "that was your fault. I did you should not from passing bus (??? whats going on?) heed a warning, for u should go forth and devour those trolls before they can, out of no where, conjure dancing around the cauldron and into the buzzing beehive" (Lol, Very poor narration and storyline and grammar) . The ugly witch looked old and evil and she had halitosis which wasn't very nice to kiss even with a new bartender bartending. (?!?!? once again)
GTG are nuts but they can make a woman very happy with their massive knowledge. (true) One time a GTG guy was about to give someone a FREE ticket to see a baseball game, but alas, he forgot who's playing. So he asked the Red Sox coach's mother if derek jeter was playing that game. He replied that..
(now conitnue.. but you have to admit this is very absurd..)
Edited by Juz Maself, 21 June 2005 - 06:41 AM.
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