her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer
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Got 16 hours of sleep and still don't get it. O_O.
Anyway, that one seriously is woman-biased. Sobs. To think that Adam choosed the ability to stand up and pee for brains......
Edited by zorba the geek, 03 December 2007 - 10:55 AM.
Zorba, that's a painting.
An alternate ending is "We've got them here for Thanksgiving, now what do we do for Christmas?"
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says,
"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I
are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your
sister in Chicago and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck
they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT
getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my
brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR
ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,
"they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."
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