Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's treehouse.

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#316
Posted 27 November 2007 - 05:31 PM

#317
Posted 27 November 2007 - 05:59 PM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse
#318
Posted 27 November 2007 - 11:19 PM



Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing
#319
Posted 28 November 2007 - 12:32 AM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord
#320
Posted 28 November 2007 - 02:36 AM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping,
#321
Posted 28 November 2007 - 07:49 AM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy
#322
Posted 28 November 2007 - 10:03 AM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped
#323
Posted 28 November 2007 - 10:15 AM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school

#324
Posted 29 November 2007 - 03:10 AM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to
#325
Posted 29 November 2007 - 04:21 AM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to jump
#326
Posted 29 November 2007 - 04:28 AM

From what? Oh, the suspense is killing me!Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to jump from

#327
Posted 29 November 2007 - 07:25 AM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to jump from buildings
There. Killed you. xD
#328
Posted 29 November 2007 - 08:05 AM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to jump from buildings into
#329
Posted 29 November 2007 - 08:18 AM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to jump from buildings into piles
#330
Posted 29 November 2007 - 08:37 AM

Every day my rat gets me a newspaper and some coffee and toast. Usually it patiently sits facedown waiting for a treat that it hopes tastes yummy. Meanwhile, off in cyberland, textbooks fly explosively across hedgehogs into a frightening abyss containing gigantic tentacles that slap hard. They are orange scented with purple p(y,i,a)jamas. Sometimes they whisper terrifying obscenities, terrorizing every person nearby! Back in my treehouse, six mice tip-toe speedily past Ratty's library, unintentionally hurting themselves on sharp thumbtacks. Ratty hates Megatron, so he picked up his Playstation 3 and pwned noobs playing Barbie. While I gormandize myself on the contents of Ratty's entrails, thoughts of Pokémon, Transformers and Frogger fill buckets. Meanwhile, Superman comics supercede the need to vomit. Thankfully, Sonic Burger's putrid smell is gone forever! Frantique looks suspiciously across at MonkeyMan and Sari then jumps between Rat's children, hoping they bite. Rat shakes feathers towards Fredil, muttering Spoon007's address in Farsi. Fredil googles interesting discussions about Farsi in Spanish and wonders does cheese explode? Gathering flowers for Algernon, dsenette softly sang the Metallica song Leper Messiah off-key. "Suddenly Susan" was dsenette's dream show, he didn't dare turn it upside-down for some extemporaneous interruption. Pretentiously, obnoxiously, sarcastically, anonymously, he crawled amorphously towards a momentous cracker, wedged beneath pale tentacles that smelled delicious. Later that afternoon, unbeknown landlord pranced precariously onto Kelvin's dustbin, seeking leftovers and gold for Fredil's statue of Sari's hair. Dsenette was seeking monumental hairstyles in Texas while slurping herbal tea from colorful Coconuts. While contemplating over globalwarming, Trash man tripped over Excal's sword, ripping his tutu on Admin's chainsaw. Cheerfully he confiscated his vegetables and McDonald's Snackwraps, taking along his lukewarm coke. Smugly, Troy danced and flitted while eating squid tentacles in the water closet outside his porcupine's dollhouse. Seeing Landlord jumping, Troy skipped school to jump from buildings into piles of
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