[crooz]

Relmador - A matador type mounted police use in riots.

The hooligans avoided throwing Molotov cocktails in the direction of the relmador.

Fartablet

[Advertisements]

Fartablet - a device used to write documents on the internet or using cloud technology

Yeah, I wrote our grocery list on my fartablet at Google.

Bellapid

[Mjöllnir]

Fartablet - a device used to write documents on the internet or using cloud technology

Yeah, I wrote our grocery list on my fartablet at Google.

Bellapid

[Eclipsed]

Cloud technology? LOL, for writing text documents, NO way.

Bellapid - A special song sung by a rare breed of Cockroach.

The sound of the bellapid wafted up from below the floor boards, it had a baleful quality.

Hojdacksol

[Mjöllnir]

Cloud technology? LOL, for writing text documents, NO way.

Actually, I use Google Docs just for that - LOL


Hojdacksol - a hodge-podge of leftover Christmas duck mixed with mackerol

Grandma made that disgusting hojdacksol again!

Fippery

[crooz]

'Flippery' HAS and actual meaning... Let's try Grafstock?

Edited by crooz, 15 September 2009 - 09:52 AM.

[Eclipsed]

Grafstock - A rough object meant for scraping dog doo of the bottom of your shoes.

Please hand me the grafstock, I need to scrape the leftovers of Fido's dinner off my shoes.

Flango

[Mjöllnir]

'Flippery' HAS and actual meaning...

Yeah, Flippery does have a definition, but FIPPERY (as I said) does not. Take your time.

Flango - to take a mexican dessert in a to-go container.

I'm stuffed. I'll have to flango the sweets for later.

Aldgoggles

[crooz]

Aldgoggles

Special underwater viewing apparatus made only for aldermen.

Griplooink

[crooz]

Oops, forgot to add a sentance

A fellow city councilman went to Haiti skin-diving and wanted to borrow my aldgoggles.

[Jayman01]

Aldgoggles

Special underwater viewing apparatus made only for aldermen.

Griplooink

Griplooink Grabbing the whitest cleanest newest towel after breaking a pen.

Stop! Don't Griplooink my towels!

Boltcat

[crooz]

Boltcat: A large bulldozer type vehicle that drives 50 ton bolts into the sides of mountains.

"We should have had one of those Boltcats to keep Mount St. Helens from erupting back in the '80's."

notaplert

[Strontium Dog]

notaplert (n) Person who thinks he or she is developing long term psychopathic tendencies but decides to go along with it for the ride to see what occurs. Nutter in waiting.
From Old English nuttaplorta: one who is not a full shilling.


descopticity

Edited by Strontium Dog, 10 February 2010 - 04:36 PM.

[Magnificent Exploding Head]

Descopticity (n) the quality of being "descoptic". Descoptic (adj) is used to describe the breath of a person whose mouthwash is too strong. Derived from 70's slang term "Disco Scope-breath" as overly strong breath was particularly common at the Discos of the time.

"Watch out for Bob today! His descopticity will knock your socks off!"

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And because Mjollner never got a def for "fippery" I will add that, too.

A fippery is trap of ancient design, used to catch thieves as they rummaged through drawers. It's use is now widely banned, as it's poison-tipped spikes are deemed "excessively cruel" by modern moral standards. A popular variation of the fippery, with the spikes omitted, is often used today under the moniker "mouse-trap".

"I caught my room-mate going through my things again. If only I had a fippery!"

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New word

Guortragdenite

[daeemann]

Guortragdenite - A giant tarantula being developed at Area 51 with the help of alien life-forms that have come from one of Saturn's moons. The giant tarantula will have a chip implanted in its brain to control it, and will be used by the US for world-domination in the year 2012.

Sentence usage:

Ahhhh! The guortragdenite has come to eat us all. Where's Godzilla to eat this giant spider?


Next word:

Zappaddaddadooey

[Magnificent Exploding Head]

Zappaddaddadooey is an exclaimation of joy used primarily by Frank Zappa fans.

"You'll sell me this mint-condition copy of Freak Out! for only 25 cents?! ZAPPADDADDADOOEY!!!!!"

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