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Two fishermen travel 100 miles to try out a new fishing spot. They buy a variety of bait and lures and rent a boat.

After a long day of fishing, the two fishermen return to the dock. The first fisherman pulls their only catch from the live well, a scrawny bass just legal size. He says, "Boy! This fish cost us about $75."

The second fisherman says, "Well it's a good thing we didn't catch any more."