[dsenette]

i don't know how i forgot this one

The mayor of the city where i work...that's his given name

Reminds me of an OLD joke about how Chinese name their babies. Would probably be considered offensive now.

might as well call them "orientals" while you're at it

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might as well call them "orientals" while you're at it

Ouchie!

[DragonMaster Jay]

might as well call them "orientals" while you're at it

Ouchie!

[admin]

Aye, aye aye, I think this topic is headed for disaster... and it's all my fault.

Years ago I worked in a warehouse. The manager was named Dick, but there was also another employee named Dick. The manager was an unusually large guy, and the worker unusually short. To identify which one you were talking about, everyone referred to them as "big Dick", and "little Dick". Everyone, from the little old ladies in the office, to the President of the company.

[dsenette]

hehehe

they should have chosen "rotund richard" and ...the other guy (can't think of a word for small or little that starts with an r)

[tyler kick you fase]

i have a frend, his name is fork, FORK ,im not kidding

o.o I'm speechless on that one.... I wonder what they were thinking about while naming him.

im thinking they were hungry

[tyler kick you fase]

oh yea i have one more, my teacher had a frend that had a child (hes like 6 now) and his parents were extremly stoned when they named him, they named him jack, but jack was short for... CRACKER JACK!!!!!

Edited by tyler kick you fase, 09 April 2009 - 03:55 PM.

[stettybet0]

hehehe

they should have chosen "rotund richard" and ...the other guy (can't think of a word for small or little that starts with an r)

Runty Richard is what you're thinking of.

[tyler kick you fase]

Aye, aye aye, I think this topic is headed for disaster... and it's all my fault.

Years ago I worked in a warehouse. The manager was named Dick, but there was also another employee named Dick. The manager was an unusually large guy, and the worker unusually short. To identify which one you were talking about, everyone referred to them as "big Dick", and "little Dick". Everyone, from the little old ladies in the office, to the President of the company.

hehehehe hahahaha

[Ferrari]

I've had quite a few laughs with this topic. Good one Oreo!

I swear on my grandmothers grave if I ever have a girl, I will call her Ferrari. I am not joking! Many, including some female staff here have told me not to do that. But I will. I swear! If there is a second it will NSX or Lexus. I like cars, can ya tell?

Maybe a good boy name would be ASUS

[DragonMaster Jay]

Maybe a good boy name would be ASUS

How about Acer or Lenovo?

[Ferrari]

[Oreo Collas]

i don't know how i forgot this one

The mayor of the city where i work...that's his given name

Link is not working for me. o.o

[PC-Tech]

Alright, I'm sure you're all wondering about my name as well. Well, I absolutely love skunks. (In case you could not tell.) In fact, I'm part of several online communities where you create a character for yourself and role play your character. All my characters are skunks cause I love skunks so much. Well, what better name for a skunk than Oreo? Fits perfectly.

HAHA, my AIM name is: Monkeskunk dont ask me why, but it is.
That was the first thing that came to my mind when i read that, lol

[Oreo Collas]

Hehe. What can I say? I'm just glad I jive in one of the few states that allow skunks as pets.

[DragonMaster Jay]

I do like the fact that Oreo being used as a name for a skunk.