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Posted 27 November 2005 - 05:09 PM
Posted 28 November 2005 - 05:02 PM
My queen, should we set up for a celebration?
Posted 28 November 2005 - 07:10 PM
We shall make merry and setteth our table with the bounty of our land and the finest wine from our orchards. We shall dance and make merriment with the songs played upon the harpsicord and the jester shall make jest. It is indeed a day of great JOY! The fair maiden, Lady Glo shall no longer live in torment, for the wrong that has been done by the evil villian has been avanged by the most brave amoung men.
The Villian shall torrment Lady Glo NO MORE for his head rests as a centerpiece upon the Queens table, never to be attached to his deceitful and lifeless body.
For three nights and days, the celebration shall continue.
At which point, Lady Glo shall have the honor of tossing the head of the lifeless villian as fodder for the pigs. Where finally his life will have served some purpose.
And we shall all hail the name of the most celebrated warrior in the land! Protector of the Queen, and all of The Land of The Free and The Brave: JMODY!!! Let the festivities begin!
(And during this celebration, your Queen may need to retire to her chambers from time to time. Your Queen is a special breed that comes from only the purest of bloodlines. And in her eagerness to place the vile head upon her feasting table, she came in contact with a drop of blood from the evil villian. This evil blood reacted to the Queens delicate constitution much like a poison apple and Snow White. Your Queen DEEPLY regrets that she cannot be fully present for this most joyous occasion. But she would be greatly disappointed if she found anything other than a full on celebration each time she is able to take leave of her chambers and enter the festivities.)
I leave you today with the next FUN LINK in the Queen's series. I must leave a caution with this one: it is not meant for those who are faint of heart, or who are bothered by the site of cyber blood. I'm not defending it or condemning it, I"m simplying saying that it's only meant for fun and NO penguins were harmed while making it!
And just in case I am unable to emerge from my chambers on the morrow, I leave you with the next in the series of FUN LINKS which will give you the power to determine just what is good and what is evil in this world with all this talk of that sort of thing! Like this very post. The body of this post (Not including the Fun Link comments) is 70%Good! Not bad,eh? Oh SO many things you can score! So, here's a couple of things to play with while I convalesce.
NOW LET THE FEAST BEGIN! There is much joy in the Kingdon today, for the enemy of the Queen has been brought to justice and The Fair Lady Glo can once again live in peace! (And girls, don't crowd round The brave Knight too closely, remember, Your Queen holds a special place in her heart for the brave, swift, honorable and well dressed Knight of Dreams! )
Posted 28 November 2005 - 09:57 PM
A couple, both born the same year and month, were celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been so loving she would grant them each one wish.
Very excited, the wife said that since she had already visited most of North America in her RV she would like to visit Europe.
The fairy waved her magic wand; airline tickets instantly appeared in her hand.
Then it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said with a sly look, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
The fairy waved her wand, and presto, he was 90.
sooo...becareful what you ask for.
Edited by Steamhead, 28 November 2005 - 09:58 PM.
Posted 29 November 2005 - 09:22 AM
Edited by Jmody, 29 November 2005 - 09:23 AM.
Posted 29 November 2005 - 06:33 PM
Posted 29 November 2005 - 06:48 PM
i may be a fiersome warrior used to the sight of gory battlefield.. and 'dead penguins', but i shudder at the thought of eating in front of a dicapitated human head with its rolling tongue and eyes . call me squeamish... but thats me maybe it has something to do with the fun link my Queen suggested. tried it on my nick, and i'm dissapointed to note that i'm only 16% evil. i demand a recount. this is my reputation we are talking about
@Steamhead.. that reminds me of the joke of a man who got three wishes.. and for his last wish (what every men wish), he wanted his love handle to shame all others.. and presto.. the jeannie shortened his legs to just 3 inches. now thats a good example of relativity
Posted 29 November 2005 - 10:32 PM
Posted 30 November 2005 - 03:46 PM
Posted 30 November 2005 - 04:32 PM
Posted 30 November 2005 - 05:22 PM
Your Queen knows that you are beset with many duties, and no apology is needed for being unavailable for this one quest. Your daily guard of the Queen and her beloved ppl is quite enough work for one warrior and you excel in your duties. Do not fret, for all is well.
About this matter of evilness. Let me suggest that you are MUCH more than the letters in your name. For I know that a warrior such as youself has much more evil in her pinky finger than 16 %! SO, here is my suggestion. Try entering some other passages that you have written until you find one that represents your true evil nature.(Perhaps it has something to do with your dislike of decapitations upon the Queens table? )
Todays personal best on the penguin toss for me is 854.1 no huge winner but up there with the best. And I did capture this moment HERE
Your Queen doth not quite undeerstand in which way the Great Knight of Dreams meant
WOuldst thou mind helping the Queen understand?
It seems as tho my queen that we have all now been Pinned
I beg your pardon for taken such time to answer the question that you posed about images and UBBC code. The answer, if I understand the query properly, would be that images are to be resized before entering them into a webspace. UBBC takes the same format, thus being [ img ] and [ / img ][/color]
WHOAOAAA, I just saw your score! I had no idea that a penguin could engage in such a lofty flight. Is this the deed of mortal man ? hhmmm, I shall have to launch (pun hehe) an investigation forthwith. Well done! At this point, you are in the lead, but the feasting is not yet at it's end. And there are still many to challenge you, although it is a very high bar that thou hast setl Whatever the outcome, I must say, welldone, Sir Andydf, loyal servant of the Queen, the most masterful job of penguin tossing that this Queen has seen to date! And when the Queens health is recovered, you shall be rewarded!
Posted 30 November 2005 - 05:52 PM
Well ... The Court Jester will now share with you some things he found out.
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Well ... anywhoo ... here's the only joke I can think of right now...for some it will be pointless, for other it will take them a while to figure out. Which one are you?
A man walked into a bar. The man behind him laughed.
....not the best ever...
Posted 01 December 2005 - 03:09 AM
alas.. that penguin has more than nine lives i see.. and what makes a penguin so suicidal i wonder. to do it again and again and again.. it must be a sucker for punishment.
after bashing that penguins non stop.. i'm in the bood for something to laugh at.. contrary to popular belief.. the Roman Goddess or War does have a sense of humor.. laughing the the people who worship at her altar so to speak .. and i do it HERE
Posted 03 December 2005 - 10:28 PM
@Steamhead, Thank you SO much for your jokes. I love them all. And I need you to do me a favor and fill in with some entertainment for me. I shall do my best to get back to providing the usual quality entertainment and quality artistic rendering that you all know and love me for in the next 2- 3 days or so.
You know how I love to throw in these mini history lessons, and you seem to be the best at picking up on those. Would you mind adding something about the history of our military? Which is a topic that I am underinformed about. Or anything else you find of interest for that matter.
You are a very cultured one. I heard a tidbit on the news about a girl from China being beaten in a prison in Malaysia. IS there any light that you could shed on that topic, any details? COuld you possibly dig out a story and share it?
Let me explain why I ask this of you and why I have been so quite. I am quite ill at the moment. No, I"m not going to die. I'm just really, really sick. Haven't left the bed all week. But you guys can do what I do also. And if we are going to be a permanent fixture around here, I'm going to need a little help. I'm not saying that I need you to do these particular tasks on an ongoing basis, I'm only asking this of you once. We can discuss things like that later. Please just help me though being sick. And I"ll do my best to bounce back with renewed spirit!
OH< we DO need a new FUN LINK and since we have all had such a glorious time with the penguin, er, toss I though you might enjoy getting a bit more fancy in your penguin flight. So, I leave you, only for a little while, with this to play with.......And I shall return before you know I was gone!!! And thank for all of your help and prayers guys! OOps, almost forgot, my personal best at the new penguin toss game HERE And the board is open for debate as to which game is best!
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