Jock
One Liners
Started by
ukbiker
, Apr 08 2005 05:17 PM
#1
Posted 08 April 2005 - 05:17 PM
Jock
#2
Posted 08 April 2005 - 05:20 PM
heres one to start:
Not so much a gene pool, more a puddle.
Jock
Not so much a gene pool, more a puddle.
Jock
#3
Posted 08 April 2005 - 07:24 PM
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
#4
Posted 10 April 2005 - 01:15 PM
if you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. -rip mitch hedberg
#5
Posted 10 April 2005 - 08:00 PM
If brains were dynamtite, you couldn't blow your head up.
#6
Posted 12 April 2005 - 03:33 AM
I may not be the Ugliest person in this world...But at least I hold second and there is ALWAYS room at the top!!
#7
Posted 14 April 2005 - 06:06 AM
Death be not proud, though some have called thee mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so...
Cheers!
Cheers!
#8
Posted 14 April 2005 - 10:56 AM
I may not be the UGLIEST person in this world.......But At least I hold second,and there is ALWAYS room at the Top!!
#9
Posted 17 April 2005 - 12:23 PM
my signature quote says it all!!
#10
Posted 17 April 2005 - 04:19 PM
One day as I sat musing,Sad...Lonely....and without a friend...a "Voice" came to me from out of the Gloom saying "Cheer Up!! For things could be worse"!! So,I cheered up,and Sure Enuff.......Things got WORSE!!
#11
Posted 25 April 2005 - 08:25 PM
MAY THE DEVIL NEVER KNOW YOU ARE DEAD UNTIL YOU ARE IN HEAVEN.
(Old Irish Saying)
(Old Irish Saying)
#12
Posted 25 April 2005 - 09:08 PM
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.
Albert Einstein - US (German-born) physicist (1879 - 1955)
Albert Einstein - US (German-born) physicist (1879 - 1955)
#13
Posted 25 April 2005 - 11:07 PM
"The greatest trick the devil every pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist"
#14
Posted 26 April 2005 - 09:09 AM
When the say the three "R"s, do they mean "rent, rip, return"?
#15
Posted 26 April 2005 - 09:21 AM
My signature at one of the first boards I visited. It probably has been translated back and forth a few times, but I like it.
If you only have a hammer in your toolbox, every problem will look like a nail.
Regards,
Pieter
If you only have a hammer in your toolbox, every problem will look like a nail.
Regards,
Pieter
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