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The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
-Ronald Reagan

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The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-Winston Churchill

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The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-Winston Churchill

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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
-Mark Twain

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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

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There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress.
-Mark Twain

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What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)

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A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson

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THE WISDOM OF LARRY THE CABLE GUY:

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

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2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.


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3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


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5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.


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6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.


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7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.


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8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.


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