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Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:21 AM

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9. Support bacteria, They're the only culture some people have.


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#752
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Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:22 AM

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10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.


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#753
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Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:22 AM

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11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.


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#754
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Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:23 AM

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12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.


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#755
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Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:23 AM

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13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis Raise my hand.


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#756
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Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:24 AM

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14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?


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#757
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Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:24 AM

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15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.


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#758
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Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:25 AM

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16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.


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Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:25 AM

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17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?


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Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:26 AM

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18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.


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Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:26 AM

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19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?


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Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:27 AM

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20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


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Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:27 AM

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21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"


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Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:28 AM

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22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.


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Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:29 AM

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23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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