[Dragon]

Dear Tech Support,

This year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot
of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself
into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing
7.5, and F1 Racing 3.6
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,
but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User.
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:


This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
impossible to delete Wife 1. 0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once
installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"
to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it
tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support
programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary with
Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will
cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck, Tech Support

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Sounds great..

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[Rawe]

Sounds great..

lol

[NullWolf]

Heh... I'm gonna have to show this to my wife...

[customcomp]

lol

[cleverboy12]

LOL

[don77]

You think Wife 1.0 is a tough program to remove, When its coupled with M.I.L 5.0
Your systems as you now know it will never be the same again

Heh... I'm gonna have to show this to my wife...

I m guessing you have not been married long ( or wont be much longer)

[fleamailman]

Thanks, I have flu so this kind of thing really cheered me up.

[John_L]

Hehe thats killer funny Efwis

Make sure to give wife and a few of these learn to do this and have a few of these.

Without these you may get this

Good luck with those other programs....

[ukbiker]

Hi all
If the application Wife1.0 is giving trouble, do what I did, upgrade to Wife2.0. Its far more stable and user friendly. However, please be aware that before you upgrade, you MUST completely uninstall all traces of Wife1.0, or else the incompatability between versions will severely compromise your system stability. Some users will notice that the uninstall process mentioned above results in system degradation , this is due to Wife1.0 demanding a large share of sytem resource on departure. This can be avoided by having the redundant version professionally uninstalled.

UKBiker

[Lobos]

Great Tech support article

lmao

Good one Efwis

Lobos

[Dragon]

Hi all
If the application Wife1.0 is giving trouble, do what I did, upgrade to Wife2.0. Its far more stable and user friendly. However, please be aware that before you upgrade, you MUST completely uninstall all traces  of Wife1.0, or else the incompatability between  versions will severely compromise  your system stability. Some users will notice that the uninstall process mentioned above results in system degradation , this is due to Wife1.0 demanding a large share of sytem resource on departure. This can be avoided by having the redundant version professionally uninstalled.

UKBiker

boy I must have had two unstable versions, I know run Wife 3.0. It is a lot more stable then Wife 2.0, the first two versions for me must have been made with Windows.

[andydf]

That'll teach you not read the EULA

[don77]

That'll teach you not read the EULA

They make the "Fine Print Note" so long and the font is so small, They know the male sector will not read all of it,

Ever notice the first line of it ?

" This is the usually bla bla, Don't waste your time reading simply click "I agree" go and grab yourself a nice cold beer from the fridge, by the time your back the set up will be at the next step and ready for activation"

















Sucker, Maybe you should try asking for directions too