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#16
Seamey. T

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"QUOTE OF THE DAY"

A good friend will come bail you out of jail....But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying"Damm.... didn't we ---- up"

Edited by Seamey. T, 28 April 2005 - 08:30 AM.

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On some days you are the sparrow and on the other days you are the Statue !!!!!!!!!!!
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Luke, seriousy, stop whining, you sound like Leia when that Ebruscian tried to eat her hair, man and stop touching your lightsabor, we know you got the force... freak.
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Winning isnt everything... its the ONLY thing
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Death makes Angels of us all - Hamlet
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O to be a pirate and surf the seventy keys
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with respect to the binary numbering system, there are only 11 kinds of people. those who understand it and those who dont
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I have a number of one liners posted on my wall in my office. The boss doesnt like them, but here they are in no particular order.

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Work is punishment for failing to procrastinate effectively.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, and the lesson afterwards.

You know why they called it windows? Because as soon as it opens, all the bugs get in.

Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

The early bird may get the worm, But,The second mouse gets the cheese.

Its an honor to live in a time when the best rapper in the world is white and the best golfer in the world is black!

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.

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And last but not least, the one in my signature pretty well wraps it up.

ScHwErV :tazz:
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To err is human,
To really screw things up you need a computer
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I work in Tech Support and a common error we have is -

Yeah, that's an ID 10 T error!
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here is one I found

"The box said that I needed to have Windows 98 or better.
So I installed Linux."
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Procrastination is like masturbation you only ----- yourself.

Don't know where i saw it but it makes alot of sense.

Edited by John_L, 17 July 2005 - 01:57 PM.

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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Albert Einstein
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these were writen on my skateboard lol

one of the first conditions of happiness is that the link between humans and nature shall not be broken - leo tolstoy

government is an association of men who do violence to the rest of us

the two most powerful warriors are patience and time.

the sole meaning of life is to serve humanity

there is no greatness where there is no simplicity goodness and truth
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Just a few -

To cure sometimes, to relieve often, to comfort always...

Fortis cadere, cedere not potest - a brave man may fall, but he may never yield.

With the above, you have to include - Veni, vidi, vinci! - I came, I saw, I conqured.

A poem by Wendy Cope -
Two cures for love.
1) Don't phone or write a letter
2) The easy, get to know him better!

Physician heal thyself.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

Work with ten hands, give with a hundred - Hindu proverb
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