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#751
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:21 AM
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#752
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:22 AM
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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#753
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:22 AM
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
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#754
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:23 AM
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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#755
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:23 AM
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis Raise my hand.
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#756
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:24 AM
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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#757
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:24 AM
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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#758
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:25 AM
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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#759
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:25 AM
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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#760
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:26 AM
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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#761
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:26 AM
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
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#762
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:27 AM
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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#763
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:27 AM
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"
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#764
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:28 AM
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
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#765
Posted 16 June 2007 - 02:29 AM
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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