[jt1990]

Wish granted - But because everywhere you go everyone recognizes you because of your writing, tour arm gets injured signing so many autographs.

I wish for a set of surround sound headphones

[Advertisements]

Wish Granted but because of the wieght of the Sub woofer your gets crushed by them.
I wish I could go to AMARL

[Mathax]

Wish Granted but because of the wieght of the Sub woofer your gets crushed by them.
I wish I could go to AMARL

[jt1990]

Wish granted, but I have to find another groomsman for my wedding (no joking - Mathax is my brother...Wait! Did I just admit that? )

I wish my fingers would thaw out.

[hfcg]

Wish granted, but because of your new warm hands you get married...
I wish that I was sane

[Ltangelic]

Wish granted, but you miss your insanity and can never get it back. Ltangelic runs

I wish I knew martial arts.

[jt1990]

Wish granted - but you can't STOP doing martial arts

I wish TFK would come back to Maine so I could go to their concert...

Wish granted, but because of your new warm hands you get married...

Haha...Beatcha to it, I'm already engaged!

[Mathax]

Wish granted but because you go to their concert you miss your wedding.
I wish I could wake up.

[Ltangelic]

Wish granted- But you find yourself never able to fall asleep again

I wish life wasn't so harsh.

[Mathax]

Wish granted, but because you have all the harshness out of life your Spouse dies.
I wish all these computers here would hurry up and finish scanning.

[jt1990]

Wish granted, but the scans can't remove all the malware that you detected

I wish to be next to the love of my life

[Mathax]

Wish Granted You two have to be kidnapped by terrorists first tho.
I wish I knew how a girls mind works

[pentiumwolf]

Wish Granted now you know how a girls mind works can you are too overwhelmed at it so you will eventually become a girl and flirt with boys.

I wish to die (hahah! double negative!)

[jt1990]

Wish granted, but your death is extremely slow and painful

I wish it weren't so cold and windy here...

[pentiumwolf]

Wish Granted but it would get super hot and eventually get burned (and probably die!)
I wish that I could go back in time and change my life and actually make my life better.

[Mathax]

Wish granted, How ever because you time travel and meet yourself the whole entire world is destroyed from the space time continuum.
I wish people would stop bugging me.