[greenwarrior]

Wish granted: You are now on an unlimited shoping spree -- on a communal farm in the Russian Steppes. They have a few root vegetables, a couple of hanks of sheeps wool and some lovely composted dung of unknown origins.

I wish I had a horse.

Wish granted!! You now have a horse which is blind and handicapped.

I wish I could be the admin of this forum.

Edited by greenwarrior, 17 January 2012 - 04:00 AM.

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WISH GRANTED!

Sadly, the site was closed.

I wish Pi = 3.15

[DarkSchalie]

WISH GRANTED!

Sadly, the site was closed.

I wish Pi = 3.15

[Nutloaf]

Wish granted.

Due to the extinction of the circle, you are unable to scroll down to this post, as your mouse wheel no longer exists.

I wish I could wish.

[Troy]

Wish granted. You are no longer able to focus on the present, as you are continually wishing for that which you cannot have.

I wish I was blind and deaf.

[BiggsHoson]

Granted!

You are now blind and deaf! However, Braille has recently been removed from all objects and nothing is set to replace it.

I wish I was rich!

[Troy]

Wish granted - you are now the richest dead person in the world (woops)!

I wish I had greater clarity of mind.

[Nutloaf]

Wish granted. Suddenly everything becomes clear, and the realisation that we are but a speck of bacteria, floating about on a stone around a black expanse becomes too overwhelming for you to handle and you do a big cry.

I wish Troy would stop crying.

[blueblue]

Wish granted! Troy has stopped crying, but only for 5 minutes.

I wish I understood computers.

[BiggsHoson]

Granted! You understand computers innately, but you've lost all ability to communicate with people in any meaningful way!

I wish I had a superpower.

[Nutloaf]

Granted, you now own China.

I wish Exhaust silencers didn't cost £110.

[Elliot]

Granted. They now cost 110 lbs.

I wish I had a boat.

[Nutloaf]

Wish granted and thats exactly what you get, the notion of having had a boat. A memory of having had a boat installed in your sub-conscious.

I wish I owned Elsters boat.

[blueblue]

I wish I owned Elsters boat.

LOL at this forum!

Wish Granted, but Elster has reported his boat missing and has you arrested.

I wish I could be a better musician.

[Nutloaf]

Wish granted, you become an overnight success and everyone wants to buy your music, making you millions. The admiration becomes too much and your ego swells into the realms of the Diva (in the true meaning of the word) and the only friends you have left are your fans.

I wish I was BlueBlue's manager.

[Cruise475]

Wish Granted, you became BlueBlues's manager, but immediately after taking over they have a fallout and disband. They blame you for it, and vow that you will never work in this town again!

I wish I was the leader of the world!

Edited by Cruise475, 12 September 2012 - 01:21 PM.