[psrecruiters]

For guys only!

 

If a girl says.. I don't like shopping

 

Marry her without wasting time

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if she says that, she's lying!!!

 

[terry1966]

if she says that, she's lying!!!

 

[psrecruiters]

if she says that, she's lying!!!

 

lol that's true, some girls just say in emotional 

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[Atomicwoman]

what do you call a blond with a phd?
A dumb blond

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God!  How many is a brazilian?"

[Ashley Smith]

Easter Bunnies:

This one is so funny

[jaco1]

There was this guy that got a bit too drunk in a pub one night and was asked to leave by the bar tender. So he left and came back through the back door and was asked to leave again. He then came back through the side door and again was asked to leave. He then came back again through the other side door and was again asked to leave but this time he replied "Hang on a minute, how many pubs do you work in?"

[geekplayer]

LOL!! Too drunk indeed!

[DonnaB]

Thinking of you. (you know how you are)

[SmilePlzz333]

Hi, 

 

People have posted very funny jokes but i liked the expressive image joke. Where one rabbit is saying my butt hurts a lot.

 

Lol, it's really amazing and cool joke for me.

 

 

thanks

[NotBillGates]

Police have released the reason George Michael Died, apparently he had dried fruit up his butt, Police say he was date raped?

[JordanMihailov]

Police have released the reason George Michael Died, apparently he had dried fruit up his butt, Police say he was date raped?

and that was the last christmas for him

[zep516]

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been friends all of their lives.
When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day.
One day Betty said, “Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor: When you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s women’s softball there.”
Bertha looked up at Betty from her deathbed and said, “Betty, you’ve been my best friend for many years. If it’s at all possible, I’ll do this favor for you.”
Shortly after that, Bertha passed on.
A few nights later, Betty was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her, “Betty, Betty.”
“Who is it?” asked Betty, sitting up suddenly. “Who is it?”
“Betty — it’s me, Bertha.”
“You’re not Bertha. Bertha just died.”
“I’m telling you, it’s me, Bertha,” insisted the voice.
“Bertha! Where are you?”
“In heaven,” replied Bertha. “I have some really good news and a little bad news.”
“Tell me the good news first,” said Betty.
“The good news,” Bertha said, “is that there’s women’s softball in heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before me are here, too. Even better than that, we’re all young again. Better still, it’s always springtime and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play softball all we want, and we never get tired.”
“That’s fantastic,” said Betty. “It’s beyond my wildest dreams! So what’s the bad news?”
“You’re pitching Tuesday.”

[DonnaB]

Field of dreams...

[zep516]

Great joke, got it from Basmentgeek just now at landzdown

[DonnaB]

Wow! Haven't seen him around in a while.