[ouiallo]

Got a laptop to my in-law recently... after a few days she calls and ask me to come and fix the cup holder on it. She said that every time she touches it, it goes back in and spills her tea. I explained that it was made for a CD, she answers that she likes it tidy but doesn't think it is a compulsive disorders.

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Q & A funnies......

Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to curse?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, BINGO!


Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A. A northern fairytale begins, ....'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this!'


Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.

[DonnaB]

Q & A funnies......

Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to curse?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, BINGO!


Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A. A northern fairytale begins, ....'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this!'


Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.

[Crowbar]

An IT support technician goes to a firing range. He shoots ten bullets at the target 50 yards away. The supervisors check the target and see that there’s not one single hit. They shout to him that he missed completely. The technician tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer. The technician then aims the gun at his finger and shoots, blasting it off.
He shouts back, ‘It’s working fine here! The problem must be at your end!’

[DonnaB]

Way too funny! Must share!

[DonnaB]

John received a free ticket to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately. John's seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the stadium. He noticed an empty seat 10 rows up from the 50-yard line. He decides to make his way to the empty seat. As he sits down he asks the man next to him if anyone is sitting there. The man told him no, it was empty. John is very excited to have a seat like this at a Super Bowl and asks why in the world no one is using it? The man replied that it was his wife's seat but she passed away. He said this was the first Super Bowl that they have not attended together since they were married in 1968. John said that it was really sad and asked if he couldn't find someone, a relative or a close friend to take the seat? "No" replied the man, "They're at her funeral!"

[BHowett]

[DonnaB]

Two businessmen in a new shopping mall were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop...

As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling idiots."

Without skipping a beat, the dear old woman said, “Must be doing well... Only two left!."

Lesson for the day: Don't mess around with old people!!

[DonnaB]

[Shiw Liang]

This is the funniest table tennis match, I've seen in my whole life!

Edited by Shiw Liang, 31 January 2014 - 02:33 PM.

[DonnaB]

Wow! That was funny!



Top 20 Replies By Programmers To Testers When Their Programs Don'T Work!

20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't work:




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Come on, even u say it ......






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"It works on my machine"

[Shiw Liang]

Hahahahaha

Even if I am not a programmer, I can still visualize it!

Another funny video coming here

http://www.youtube.c...jWw0WEtZJRQ#t=2

Edited by Shiw Liang, 25 February 2014 - 08:33 AM.

[DonnaB]

There's something wrong with that boy. NOT!

[DonnaB]

[MS-Free]

There's a band called 1023 Megabytes, but you probably haven't heard of them because they haven't made a Gig yet.

Some of the band members used to be in a band called touch file, they weren't great, they were just 0K.

[Plastic Nev]

Now look what you have done by pressing the wrong key, it has taken over your mouse pointer.