[interpolarity]

wish granted, but you are arrested for being suspected of being a peeping tom...
I wish that all my favorite bands could preform music for me whenever i wanted them to...

[Advertisements]

wish granted: after your previous wish was granted...you became a huge fan of yanni, enya, and kenny G (being that they were the only cd's you could listen to)...and being a little low on fans they more than happily agreed to play music for you whenever you like

i wish that i could run really fast

[dsenette]

wish granted: after your previous wish was granted...you became a huge fan of yanni, enya, and kenny G (being that they were the only cd's you could listen to)...and being a little low on fans they more than happily agreed to play music for you whenever you like

i wish that i could run really fast

[sarahw]

Wish granted. You are now Ben Johnson.

I wish I could fly.

[sari]

Wish granted - you are now a mosquito.

I wish I could speak a foreign language.

[dsenette]

wish granted: you are instantly transported to the middle of a desert in africa...where english happens to be a foreign language....good luck getting back


i wish that i could have super human strength

[Facedown98]

Wish granted, but whenever you shook someone's hand or hugged them, you evended out crushing their bodies, which will eventually end the world.

I wish I had more friends.

[Opt]

Wish Granted: Now you are bound to a chair spending the rest of your life watching re-runs of FRIENDS.

I wish I had donkey.


OPT.

[dsenette]

(at the risk of being political..and maybe getting booed)
wish granted: you now live in the white house with the biggest donkey there is

i wish i hade a slide whistle

[sari]

wish granted, but it's now your nose so you can't breathe without whistling

I wish my dog could talk

[Facedown98]

Wish granted, but he/she speaks Arabic, so you can't understand a thing he/she says.

I wish I had a pizza right now...

[frantique]

Wish granted. You are reattaching the leg to a broken chair using super-super-permanent-permanent-glue when the doorbell rings and it give you a surprise and you jump and bump the bench where the glue pot is located and it spills onto your head. You open the door and the pizza delivery person is handing over your pizza and trips and the pizza goes flying in the air and lands on your head. Not only has your wish been granted to have a pizza now, you have received a bonus of having one forever!

I wish I could play the mouth organ

[Facedown98]

Your wish has been granted, however, you have athsma, and while playing, you passed out and died. Oh well, at least the tune was good.

I wish I could get straight A's in school

[computerwiz12890]

Wish granted. But it turns out that you got straight A's by hacking into the school computer. You have been caught and expelled!!!

I wish I had the perfect computer, which is years ahead of its time and does not crash and cannot be infected.

[Facedown98]

Your wish has been granted, but due to an invasion by dnenette's monkeys from pluto, there is no power, so your computer is now useless.

I wish the internet was a safe place.

[computerwiz12890]

Your wish is granted. All websites have been destroyed since screening the bad from the good would take too long. And now the internet only exists for e-mail. And in an effort to screen out all junk e-mails, you now lose half of all the e-mail you send due to over protective filters

I wish I had the perfect job. One that I was always happy working at and paid me as much as a movie star.