[Ltangelic]

Wish granted- But you will have to live forever in summer and the temperature is a boiling 40 degree celsius.

I wish that I will be a successful economist in the future.

[Advertisements]

Wish granted - you're the greatest economist in an unnamed sub-Saharan country with a GNP of less than my left shoe.

I wish I didn't eat so much at lunch.

[The Admiral]

Wish granted - you're the greatest economist in an unnamed sub-Saharan country with a GNP of less than my left shoe.

I wish I didn't eat so much at lunch.

[MatrixEquilibrium]

Wish granted - you're the greatest economist in an unnamed sub-Saharan country with a GNP of less than my left shoe.

I wish I didn't eat so much at lunch.

LOL hahaha that was so cruel. LT's going to become the greatest economist in the world, you're going to regret that.

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Wish granted, but you end up being abducted by aliens who don't know what to feed you and thus die of starvation.

I wish I could give a speech to all mankind.

[Troy]

Wish granted, but nobody wanted to hear the speech, and you got boo'd off the stage.

I wish Reese's bars were sold in Australia so I could buy one.

[MatrixEquilibrium]

Wish granted, but nobody wanted to hear the speech, and you got boo'd off the stage.

Who said I was on a stage?

lol

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I wish Reese's bars were sold in Australia so I could buy one.

Wish granted, but they were sold out the first day they arrived, and you ended up eating Twix.

I wish I could see 10 minutes into the future.

[TheQuickBrownFox]

Wish granted, but that's all you can see for the rest of your life...all your actions and thoughts are based on your vision of 10 minutes into the future and not the present.

I wish I understood what to do with RegExer3.

[Ltangelic]

Wish granted - But you will find yourself stuck in RE5 for eternity.

I wish I could do well for promotional exams this year.

[Troy]

Wish granted, but they were sold out the first day they arrived, and you ended up eating Twix.

Oh yummy, I like Twix also, so I'm not complaining.

I wish I could do well for promotional exams this year.

Wish granted - in fact you do so well, they'll think you cheated, so they ask you to do it again, and again, and again...

I wish I had a lot more knowledge than what I have now...

[Ltangelic]

Wish granted - But you find out that knowledge is a boundless realm and you will never know everything in this world

I wish my hard work gets appreciated more.

[The Admiral]

Wish granted: the North Koreans are so pleased they abduct you and put you to use debugging code in an unsafe nuclear power plant; you die a week later from radiation sickness.

I wish I could convince my parents to get a new computer instead of making me fix their old one.

[MatrixEquilibrium]

Wish granted: your parents decide to throw out the old computer; a homeless man accidentally blows it up, killing you, your family, and the homeless man's dog.

I wish I had a river of honey.

[Troy]

I wish I could convince my parents to get a new computer instead of making me fix their old one.

Just charge them the full-price hourly rate...

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Wish granted, but Winnie-The-Pooh lives upstream to your river, and you rarely get anything more than a drop.

I wish I could go to work today, so I could get the $$$

[The Admiral]

Wish granted, but your workplace is celebrating Angola's Armed Forces Day, and you are thus the only one there.

I wish my cousin and friend didn't have to leave.

[MatrixEquilibrium]

Wish granted, the house collapses while you are outside getting the mail, and they die and never leave. (sorry)

I wish Earth was a square.

[zed1]

Wish granted...there is such a thing as the Borg,they move into the system and with their advance technology reshape the earth to their liking and make you part of the collective.


I wish I could afford the computer I just priced out.