[HydraZulu]

Let's try another one:

Yay math humor!

With the following assumptions:

0 x 1 = 0
0 x 2 = 0

The following must be true:

0 x 1 = 0 x 2

Dividing by zero gives:

0/0 x 1 = 0/0 x 2

Simplified, yields:

1 = 2

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No, I know that the roof is missing and you can see the stars because the roof is missing. I just don't get the joke in not having a roof

[Chopin]

No, I know that the roof is missing and you can see the stars because the roof is missing. I just don't get the joke in not having a roof

[Chopin]

Let's try another one:

Yay math humor!

With the following assumptions:

0 x 1 = 0
0 x 2 = 0

The following must be true:

0 x 1 = 0 x 2

Dividing by zero gives:

0/0 x 1 = 0/0 x 2

Simplified, yields:

1 = 2

Yes, but you can't divide by zero. Even when the numerator is zero.

111,111,111 * 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

[Chopin]

Let's try this one.

x=y

multiply by x:
x^2 = xy

subtract y^2:
x^2 - y^2 = xy - y^2

Factor both sides:
(x+y)(x-y) = y(x-y)

Divide by (x-y):
x+y=y

x=y, so substitue y for x:
y+y=y
2y = y

divide by y and we get:
2=1

This can't happen in real life because if x=y, x-y=0 and you can't divide by zero.

[Basementgeek]

ditrackster:

The first time I heard this, it was the Loneranger and Tonto.

BG

[zorba the geek]

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded
every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love,
Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice. After all these
years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names."

Morris hung his head and whispered, "To tell the truth, I forgot her name
three years ago."

[Chopin]

Wow. That is just sad!

[frantique]

As I lay in bed, staring up at the stars, I thought to myself: "Where the heck is the ceiling?".

[frantique]

Let's try another one:

Yay math humor!

With the following assumptions:

0 x 1 = 0
0 x 2 = 0

The following must be true:

0 x 1 = 0 x 2

Dividing by zero gives:

0/0 x 1 = 0/0 x 2

Simplified, yields:

1 = 2

Oy, this is a joke thread ... not a maths riddle thread

[BHowett]

Want to hear a dirty Joke.....



































the boy fell in the mud

[zorba the geek]

Want to hear a dirty Joke.....
the boy fell in the mud

Can't get more dirty than that!
Frantique,I demand instant action,Ie>a bath is in order

[frantique]

What's brown and sticky?





























A stick

[zorba the geek]

Hmmmmmm,jokes with a double meaning!?
After long consideration&spiritual counsel,i have deceided to refrain from posting any jokes relating
to this kind of jokes!For i'm sure frantique will spit "Fire & Brimstone" and ban poor old me in no time

With sadness(and fear)in my heart
zorba

[HydraZulu]

Let's try another one:

Yay math humor!

With the following assumptions:

0 x 1 = 0
0 x 2 = 0

The following must be true:

0 x 1 = 0 x 2

Dividing by zero gives:

0/0 x 1 = 0/0 x 2

Simplified, yields:

1 = 2

Oy, this is a joke thread ... not a maths riddle thread

Wasn't a riddle. It was a simple joke that doubled in purpose to also state why we don't divide by 0.

[HydraZulu]

As I lay in bed, staring up at the stars, I thought to myself: "Where the heck is the ceiling?".

Glad somebody got it (Fredil, i'm looking at you 0.o). Jk, Fredil.