[dsenette]

wish granted: all of the american currency in your bank account has been replaced with an unlimited supply of Drachmas which you'll find are quite useless

i wish i could take a nap

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Wish granted: You doze off and wake up in 2030 to find you are the only human left on the planet, which is dominated by a mutant cyborg species...

I wish I could cook even the simplest meal without burning something.

[Jayzeee]

Wish granted: You doze off and wake up in 2030 to find you are the only human left on the planet, which is dominated by a mutant cyborg species...

I wish I could cook even the simplest meal without burning something.

[coxmaster]

Wish granted Instead of just being able to cook simple meals you can cook complex meals. And you dont burn something YOU BURN EVERYTHING!!

I wish i didnt have to go to band camp tomorrow!!

[harrythook]

wish granted, and band camp comes to you. your neighbors respond with torchs and pitchforks, right out of the frankenstein movie. death via tuba is ugly, but you make the evening news anyway.

I wish it wasn't so hot here in Philadelphia.

[frantique]

Wish granted. You wake up in the morning with only one ear and instead of going to band camp your parents rush you off to doctors and specialists. The media gets wind of your plight and instantly you are all over the news throughout the US as the 'lad with one ear'. There is a media frenzy around you wherever you go and you rush to get away and lose your wallet. You are then dubbed by the media as the 'lad with no ID-ear'. (Gee Coxmaster from both this and the above post looks like you're in for some serious media attention!!)

I wish someone would prune my weeping mulberry tree.

Edited by frantique, 02 August 2006 - 07:29 PM.

[frantique]

Ooops! Sorry Harry. You go!

[harrythook]

tag frantique, your it

[frantique]

Wish granted. Look out your window .... there's a huge snow storm heading your way. Within minutes your entire house will be covered in snow and you'll be inside begging for some heat!

I still wish someone would prune my weeping mulberry tree.

[Justin]

Wish granted, YOU pruned it!

I wish it was Friday at 4:05pm pst

[coxmaster]

Wish granted. it was Friday at 4:05pm pst a few of days ago!!

I wish i had a lawyer to assist in making a fool proof wish!

[harrythook]

wish granted, OJ's dream team works on it for you. Unfortunatly, the slogan "if the wish don't fit, you must obliterate" was not what you hoped for.

I wish that this thread never started.
(got to get to work on my practice logs)

[coxmaster]

Wish granted. This thread was never started. It just appeared. And while doing so deleted all records of your PL's

I wish i had a better chance at winning my americas army match on Pipeline Sf in 20 minutes without cheating, hacking, or anything else that can get me in trouble. (that outta be a tough one)

[sari]

wish granted - no one else joins in, so you win by default. However, no one cares that you win either, and you get no recognition for the victory.

I wish I could be the Queen of Denmark.

[interpolarity]

The Danish governemnt is in turmoil and they need a human puppet to play ruler under their totalitarian rule....what better than a queen! So, you are the queen of Denmark, but because America can't mind its own f!@#ing buisness, they butt in uninvited and overthrow the government. They find you in shambles in a rat hole, and you are put on trial for 20 years pondering whether or not they still have 'quick and speedy trial' in effect. Once the verdict is reached, you are executed by lethal injection. Have fun your majesty!

I wish I never had to go to the bathroom...(don't ask)



(PS The first person to post here said this game wouldn't last...well....HAHAHA you were WRONG!!! [bragging]I made an awesome game and u know it!!![/bragging])

[callmethor]

[b]
GRANTED....
the downside is you gain 400
pounds a month lol....

i wish for an end to poverty