[frantique]

Wish granted: You find a great turbo charged sports car in perfect mechanical order and with little mileage on the clock for sale for just $500. You pay for it and when you go to collect it the seller has shot through with your money and the car.

I wish I had a live in handyman who fixes everything, cleans the house and does the gardening.

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Wish granted: You find a great turbo charged sports car in perfect mechanical order and with little mileage on the clock for sale for just $500. You pay for it and when you go to collect it the seller has shot through with your money and the car.

I wish I had a live in handyman who fixes everything, cleans the house and does the gardening.

Wish Granted: However, he Cleans the Garden, instead of the house, and brings all the dirt from it into your house, and then fixes everything you ask him to fix, so you still have to clean the house

Brian

[**Brian**]

Wish granted: You find a great turbo charged sports car in perfect mechanical order and with little mileage on the clock for sale for just $500. You pay for it and when you go to collect it the seller has shot through with your money and the car.

I wish I had a live in handyman who fixes everything, cleans the house and does the gardening.

Wish Granted: However, he Cleans the Garden, instead of the house, and brings all the dirt from it into your house, and then fixes everything you ask him to fix, so you still have to clean the house

Brian

[jt1990]

ah, whoops, you beat me to it...



I wish I could sleep all day

Edited by jt1990, 18 August 2008 - 10:18 AM.

[Transience]

Wish granted: You literally sleep all day every day, 24 hours a day, so you'll never wake up.

I wish I didn't have to take driver's ed 9-3 every day the last week of summer vacation

Edited by Transience, 18 August 2008 - 04:12 PM.

[jt1990]

Wish granted, but you never get your permit and so consequently, you can never legally drive

I wish it would stop raining the last week of summer vacation.

[Lolwut]

Wish granted. It doesn't rain the last week of summer vacation, it rains every week of summer vacation, 24/7.

I wish I had some more crispers that wouldn't crumble and make me choke to death.

Edited by Lolwut, 18 August 2008 - 05:04 PM.

[anzenketh]

Wish Granted. Now they are as hard as a rock and you are stuck eating your least favorite food.

I Wish for school to start.

[jt1990]

Wish granted, but the school bullies gang up on you all year long

I wish my little siblings weren't so annoying...

[Troy]

Wish granted, they're not annoying any longer. In fact they're so perfect, and innocent, and caring, that it starts to annoy you...

I wish Photobucket wasn't giving me such slow upload speeds...

[jt1990]

Wish granted - Photobucket is taken from the web so you can't upload any photos to it!

I wish I could go back to bed

[Transience]

Wish granted: You can go back to your bed... of nails. They say you make your own bed then lie it though, so you must have done something to deserve this. Think hard .

I wish I had a never ending supply of good books to read.

[jt1990]

Wish granted, you have never ending supply of books (my mother would be extremely jealous) but you never have time to read them, which drives you insane.

I wish my body would stop aching so badly...

[Transience]

Wish granted: Your body has become completely desensitized and you can now feel nothing at all.

I wish I could run like Usain Bolt (if you haven't been watching the olympics lately and have no idea who he is... shame on you)

[jt1990]

Wish granted, but you can never stop running, so it's impossible for you to eat, sleep, etc.

I wish I could climb mountains and not get exhausted

[Troy]

Wish granted, you can climb mountains and not get exhausted, but the tradeoff is you can't swim, and one day you fall into a creek whilst climbing up a mountain, and you drown...

(Isn't that the purpose of this thread, to kill each other as much as possible? )

I wish for no adverse effects to happen to me in the next post.